evieeroseking:
“ What, handing me a gun?
”
“That and those pants.”

evieeroseking:

What, handing me a gun?

“That and those pants.”

Worst. Idea. Ever.

Worst. Idea. Ever.

Taking awkward pictures of my girlfriend at random times.
It’s what I do, man.

Taking awkward pictures of my girlfriend at random times.

It’s what I do, man.

Someone took the last cookie.

evieeroseking:

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evieeroseking:

“What kinds of influences because you guys look ridiculous.”

“No no, the outfits take a lot of work and I still have to style my hair! There’s no way I could just go out with my natural hair.”

“In my case, lots of alcohol. I’m pretty sure some of the others were having fun smoking a blunt or two, though.”

(Source: emmawatsonupdates)

evieeroseking:

Because guys literally have to just shower and get dressed!

“It’s safe to say that my friends and I were under the influence. Well, we were under a lot of influences.”

“And don’t be hating. Your hair is almost as short as mine. The only difference is the make-up.”

(Source: emmawatsonupdates)

This is what I do when I’m the first one ready, which is all the damn time.

This is what I do when I’m the first one ready, which is all the damn time.

And this is why Evie doesn’t like me hanging out with my friends without her supervision.

“I bet the contents of my room that Evie will want one of these the moment she sees them.”